AWAY AT BIBLE CAMP

They always show the guys shouting “Death to America!!” Just once I wish the media would show us, I don’t know, baking a cookie. I’ve been to Iran, we have cookies, I swear. Just once, I want the media to be like, “Okay, we’re going to go to Mohammed in Iran” and then a guy would appear like “Hello, I’m Mohammed… and I’m just baking a cookie.

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—	Maz Jobrani, an Iranian-American, on the way Middle Easterners are depicted in mainstream media. (via yoko-ono-made-me-deaf)

penice:

hungarian:

sleeping naked is very dangerous bc if someone breaks into your house at night it would be very embarrassing to fight him off while naked

fl1p7un4:

#dirk is at his best when he’s doing shit like this #taking action to save his friends #and he’s died for them #but give him a small child #or a friend #or a love interest #in any regular every day situation #and he’ll fuck it up six ways till sunday #dirk #dirk dirk dirk #favorite disaster